Showing posts with label Absurd World News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Absurd World News. Show all posts

Monday, April 27, 2026

EMToa.st: The Successor to EMToast.com

 


The EMToast project has launched https://emtoa.st as its new primary domain, retiring the original emtoast.com address. The domain change closes a multi-year infrastructure overhaul aimed at keeping the project online and independent for the long term.

It was right there in the name

The .st domain wasn't a hard choice — it's already at the end of EMToa**.st**. The new address replaces emtoast.com, which the project ran from 2008 to 2023 and no longer controls.

No single point of failure

EMToast now runs as a distributed network of independent static sites across Cloudflare, Netlify, and GitHub — absurd world news, art, curious ideas, odd products, and short fiction, all of it mirrored in parallel. No single platform failure takes it down.

EMToast Classic: 15 years, preserved

The original 2008–2023 archive has been spun off as EMToast Classic — a standalone static site mirrored across Cloudflare, GitHub, and Neocities. Fifteen years of "F@cked Up Toast" history, protected from link rot and the general entropy of the web -- including comments!

The mission, unchanged

EMToast is a nonsensical publication that has been writing what it wants, when it wants, since 2008. The infrastructure has changed. The mission hasn't.

Resources

Primary site: https://emtoa.st
Hub & mirror index: EMToast.exe (Blogger Hub)
Netlify mirror: emtoast.netlify.app
GitHub mirror: emtoast.github.io
Classic archive: emtoast-classic.pages.dev

 

The Official Migration of EMToast: New Mirrored Sites are Live


The new mirrored version of EMToast is live at emtoast.pages.dev. Check out the full history on our new About page.

The History of EMToast

EMToast was founded in 2008 and lived at emtoast.com for more than fifteen nonsensical years. That domain has since been retired from the project and is no longer under our control.

The Project Today

The current iteration of EMToast has been rebuilt for the age of digital volatility. It is now a decentralized collection of mirrored static sites. We’ve distributed our absurd world news, art of the folked, curious ideas, odd products, and short fiction across multiple platforms to ensure that even if one corner of the internet collapses, the absurdity remains.

The EMToast Mission

To preserve the "F@cked Up Toast" legacy and provide a resilient home for content that is too strange to die.

EMToast Hub

The central index and navigation point for all EMToast sites and resources.

Current Structure

The current, active version of EMToast. This is where new content is published.

EMToast Classic (Archive 2008–2023)

A static archive of the original EMToast site has been preserved separately as “EMToast Classic.”

Social

Public profiles and updates related to EMToast.

 

Tuesday, August 6, 2024

EMToast.exe Virus

The EMToast.com era is dead, but 6 rogue packets escaped and The EMToast.exe virus will continue to infect the internet...